![I don't care how safe the ad makes it sound...](/graphics/comic/strips/candle-massage.png)
This can only end in tears
![I don't care how safe the ad makes it sound...](/graphics/comic/strips/candle-massage.png)
OK, that’s enough for tonight.
That’s right, perfume based on perfume based on Star Trek the Original Series.
So, for the question of the night: which is more disturbing an idea, smelling like Kirk’s mirror-ego, smelling like a red shirt, or smelling of Pon Farr?
I don’t know what’s scarier about a plastic device that allows women to pee standing up, the fact that it exists at all, the fact that I’ve been in situations where it doesn’t sound like a bad idea, or the fact that they actually use this phrase in the marketing:
Shewee doesn’t just offer equality with men, but is a real and revolutionary device which will change women’s lives.
So wait, the key to gender equality all this time was the ability to use a urinal? Damn, and I thought it was people treating each other with respect and intelligence!