
Comes with white or fried rice.

If you’d like to load sumo wrestling, or any other of hundreds of games, onto your calculator, ticalc.org is the place to go. They’re pretty damn cool. For example, here’s the full animated demo of Sumo Wrestling:
Just don’t play in English class. I know at least one of you has a teacher who’ll remember me if you say where you got the idea.
Well, this is about as late as any comic’s been, and hopefully none will appear this late again. I’m starting Tuesday’s as soon as I get some sleep. My apologies.