Today I learned:

• When you describe your symptoms to your OB-GYN’s office and they say, “Oh, we want to see you right away!” they really mean, “Unless you changed insurance recently and we don’t take your new stuff. Then you can kiss off. Or pay out-of-pocket. Your choice.”
• Cheddar cheese ramen is very hot and very filling, but won’t be enough food to get you from 12:30 pm to 9:30 pm. Two cans of coca cola and a reece’s fast break are also required.
• HP computers boot too damn fast for you to spot the “press this for boot list” key if you don’t know where to look on the screen.
  • It’s worse if your co-worker is yelling to press “delete” because that’s what his computer at home uses but the ones at work use f-9.
  • PC users are used to this kind of bios crap. Mac users hold down the C key when they want to boot from CD. We’re spoiled.
• Even though the PS2 port for keyboard and mouse are the same shape, PCs get really pissy when you get the two plugs confused.
• Even I can install Windows XP.
• When you call your boss at 9:30 at night, he doesn’t expect you to tell him that you’re just now leaving work, especially if your shift was supposed to end at 7.
• The steak sandwich place closes at 10. Domino’s does not.
• Sometimes Friday can feel like a week unto itself.