Here’s another roundup of weird shit brought to you by the Internet.

• Stilettos for babies
• Wanna get the terrors some deer antlers but haven’t gotten around to it yet.
• A wedding poem by Neil Gaiman
• A nifty wool wedding gown
• Strongbad’s take on designing webpages
• And while you’re at it, The Onion’s take on opting out of Google.
• The Mythbusters panels at ComicCon
• Really sad chart that depresses the hell out of me
• Van Halen’s “No Brown M&M’s” contract rider requirement explained.

Oh, and finally, this keeps cracking me up on TV:

I think Twitter’s just randomly redisplaying my favorites now, so that ought to hold you for a while.