
Thanks, but that’s a bit too much nylon for my diet

I’m probably the last iPhone user to realize this option was available, but now that I know about it, I’ll be using capslock a lot more often for all those blasted acronyms that define tech life.
With thanks to Nighthawk for being the photographer on this one.”
Here’s a link, found by ideaphile plantnerd to the common household insects in Pennsylvania, so you know what to look up to find out whether that thing you’re about to smash is going to take the newspaper from you and beat you with it.