Clearly it is the face of Satan, because only he could be behind something as monstrous as adding ketchup to breakfast foods.
But… But this was dinner! And how else do you eat scrambled eggs, if not with ketchup?
With no-ketchup, because ketchup and scrambled eggs is like… ketchup and something that should not be with ketchup.
Wait, I’ve got it: it’s like ketchup and catsup. Madness!
I can’t eat scrambled eggs without ketchup (or catsup) unless they’re covered in cheese. And even then I add ketchup if I can.
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