Nobody gives comfort like a mom.
Wait, the world isn’t run by rabbits?
Those of you who know our moms know that neither of our mothers would come out with something like this. In fact, when faced with a similar situation (the call *definitely* wasn’t placed at work, for example) our moms just wanted to know that a) we were ok, and b) every medical detail we knew, so they could better understand it.
For the rest of you, please be assured that Lila’s mom is incredibly fictional.
As for the rabbits, I have it on good authority that they’re working on a plan.
are they going to make a really big sign pointing to earth that says human season?
I’ll suggest that. It’s not a bad plan ;)