I thougth the Subservient Chicken website was creepy enough to suit anyone. Granted Coqroq, singing for the chicken fries is only freaky because chicken fries are freaky (and not very good, though somewhat effective as a laxative).

But that freaky King thing is just wrong – and I’m not the only one who thinks so.

I have to wonder exactly what Burger King’s trying to say.

• Eat at Burger King, ’cause we’re f’in creepy.
• Eat at Burger King or we’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse
• Eat at Burger King – if you think our ad campaigns are scary, wait ’till you taste the food!