By the time I got around to finishing my submission this Fark Photoshop contest, it was over, so instead, I give it to you as an emergency comic. Aren’t you glad?
Ah, it’s one of those moments.
anti-telemarketing EGBG counterscript
Here’s a script (courtesy of Nighthawk) that can help you drive telemarketers crazy, if you’re so inclined.
Personally, I find it easier to a) get listed on the do-not-call registries, and b) ask any poll-takers who call (as they, charities, and politicians are the only ones who got a free pass from the government) to “take me off the list” (with that exact phrase) and then I don’t hear from them anymore.
But this is pretty funny anyway.
Somehow sounds like a sticky solution
Tom Wayman, Poems
Amazon.com: Reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz: Gourmet Food
Over 800 reviews for a gallon of milk.
I bet you didn’t know it was that interesting.
Meta humor slash writers block
Yes, that’s the third sketchy theater in three days. It’s been that kind of week. If you can’t do well, at least be prolific in your mediocrity, right? This is better known as the “If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit” approach to art.