The very fact that they link Heinz Baked Beans to breakfast is a dead give-away that we don’t have foods in common and therefore deserved to win the war and not remain colonies. If George III had studied our culture he would have known that our institutions of higher learning teach our young to eat cold pizza and beer for breakfast.
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