While the rest of the country eats pretzels at a rate of a pound and a half to two pounds per year, Philadelphians consume twelve times that many.

— Modern Marvels, Snack Food Tech

Well hell, no wonder Nighthawk and I get so pissed when we leave the area and we can’t find any pretzels! You folks need to step it up!

…I wonder if you can even buy a barrel of sourdough pretzels with the free barrel-refill bag outside this area. Or for that matter, just the barrel of pretzels to begin with.