7 thoughts on “Jump Kit (Emergency Preparedness)

  1. Okay, I know these are really obvious, but I still feel they should have been included on that list for completeness’ sake:
    *wooden stake
    *stuffed animal for company
    *7 ounces of virgin’s blood
    *at least 2 porno magazines/romance novels
    *Ouija board
    *4 leaf clover
    *1 bottle of your favorite hard liquor (I know he said alcohol and disasters don’t mix, but when you see that nuclear missile coming down right over your head or the horde of zombies is about to break through the cellar door, you’ll be happy you have it)

  2. but you should be prepared for any emergency right? i mean, zombies would certainly qualify as an emergency event to me.

  3. in the case of those zombies, maybe you would need to add a ball of yarn so you could distract them as you run away.

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