Macbeth shall never vanquis’d be until / Great Birnam wood to high Dunsiane hill / Shall come against him.

I’m declaring today Birnam Wood Tuesday.

In less than 12 hours I’ve passed (or been passed by) 5 landscaping trucks and one huge flatbed, all carrying coniferous trees jutting out at all angles.

If I’d’ve realized it was “drive your pine tree around town” day, I’d’ve thrown a seedling into the back seat before I left.

Strangely, discussing this at work has revealed that some of the smartest people I know don’t know what deciduous means. Or, for that matter, why I’d need to know what the antonym of deciduous is while at work.

I wonder what the slogan for Birnam Wood Tuesday should be.

Birnam Wood Tuesday: Because Dunsiane’s Gotta Be Around Here Somewhere.