Blatantly stolen from tifreak8x:

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, a ‘Follow me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”

I’ve been trying to figure out a plan like this one for years and it looks like someone beat me to it. Dang!

Multi-penised, six-legged, two-anused piglet given silly name

It’s the photo caption that makes this one.

Gamasutra – How Killing People With My Dad Improved Our Relationship

For my family, it’s more often golf than first person shooters (which tend to make me queasy and tend to be too dark), but video games have been a part of them for a long time. I miss playing golf on the sega with my dad. In fact, I ought to find out if he can see it clearly on the DS Lite. Or maybe it’s time to get a Wii.

Packbat’s Journal – College Summer League Wooden-Bat Baseball includes a very rarely seen Grand Slam That Wasn’t. Way cool.

I don’t know about you, but since I have electric heat, my bill drops through the floor in late spring and early summer, when it’s between the seasons of “heat” and “air conditioner”. Even so, it’d be nice to lower it just a smidge lower and save that little more money/energy/resources/etc. Putting Energy Hogs in the Home on a Strict Low-Power Diet has me considering ideas….

Any hacker who has the time to stuff a Mac Mini Inside an Apple SE/30 has much more free time on his hands than I do.